Top Ten Video Games of All Time

#10 Resident Evil 4

Resident Evil 4 makes the list by default simply for one reason, Ashley calls you a pervert if you look up at her when she is on a ledge above you. The first time it happened I was not sure why she had said that, but it happened again later and then it hit me, she thinks I'm trying to Up-Skirt her! At that point I sat my GameCube controller down and started laughing. But obviously, there are many other reasons this game made the list. The game is so well presented that it makes playing it over and over again a true joy. Amazing graphics, huge improvements that saved a dying franchise, and the thrill you get when you blow the head off one of the Los Gandos, make this one of the most memorable games in the series.

#9 Battletoads

One of the most difficult games on the NES was also one of the best. It was one of the first games to have multiple playing styles in the same game. The characters had some of the most disgusting names I've ever seen in a video game. Luckily, the game didn't take it's self too seriously, which was a nice change, because most of the games form the time tried extremely hard to be serious and usually failed. One of my favorite games of all time.

#8 Pokemon Crystal

While all the other Pokemon Games up to this point where very fun games, I feel Crystal Version was the first to truly hit the nail squarely on the head. The last Pokemon game for the GameBoy Color, it was the first of the series to take full advantage of the pocket-sized system's full potential. It's one of the most underrated games in the series, but it's still the best in my opinion.

#7 Tetris Attack

One of my all time favorite games, is a game that starts off by lying to you! Tetris Attack has nothing to do with Tetris! It's closer to Bejeweled then anything else. Its great use of Yoshi's Island characters makes it a fun and cute puzzle game that is easy to play but impossible to master. I still play this baby to this day.

#6 Super Mario Bros. 3

I'm only going to put one game from every series here so I knew the hardest thing to do would be to pick a Mario game, but then I realized that there was no real competition here. Just say the words Super Mario Bros Three and anyone alive in the ninety's will smile, even Jack Thomson.

# 5 Super Metroid

Enough Said.

#4 Tiny Tank

An often over looked PS1 Classic, you play the only character in video game history that makes "Conkers Bad Fur Day" Look like a kids game. Just make sure to sit back and enjoy the in game radio!

#3 Conker's Bad Fur Day

Speak of the devil, it's the game that introduced us to such classics as "The Singing Poo". Conker's Bad Fur Day is one of the most adult games in video games history, and it's damn good at it too. If you've never played this classic, DO IT NOW!

#2 Super Smash Bros. Brawl

The only game that let's you answer "What if Mario fought Solid Snake?" Makes the list for just that, IT LETS YOU ANSWER SO MANY WHAT IFS! Plus it's darn good fun doing it!

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There was no doubt in my mind when I started this list what game was number one. It was just a matter of filling out the rest of the list. But ladies and gentlemen...